Being Conservative

In my thoughts, attitudes, and passions relevant to American politics, I am conservative. I find this word to be an increasingly negative way to describe myself. First, because many who are older than I am consider themselves “conservative”–but not in the way I do. They pride themselves in rhetoric which says laziness is the only cause of poverty, individualism and individual liberties are the heartbeat of the nation, government is always the problem, homosexuals are the root of all evil, immigr–YOU MEAN ALIENS are destroying this country! And liberals, you may as well hang them for treason. Second, because many who are my age assume that my self described conservatism means I heartily ascribe to the crude list of aforementioned beliefs–but such an assumption couldn’t be poorer. Although, I do have to be fair here, for many my age, this breed of conservative (which i hope to show isn’t really conservative at all) is the only type they’ve seen in action. Radicals like Michele Bachmann and her Tea Party Caucus in the House often describe themselves and their values as “conservative.” Increasingly, conservative is meaning unfeeling toward the poor, bigoted and hateful towards the homosexual, derogatory and unhelpful towards the immigrant. If you’re not conservative, you are dismissed, after all, you hate the country and you want to destroy it. You’re either ignorant about how government works best, or you’re some sort of domestic terrorist. Since this is the sort of crap that most people my age are used to hearing associated with conservative, I don’t blame them for reacting and taking pride in being themselves liberal. But I would like to make petition here. I am pleading with you my fellow millenial, do not let radicals on the far right, a very small and isolated part of the Right in America, define conservatism for you.

I’d like to consider myself a classical conservative. By that I mean that I see order as a good thing, and as a priority over unrestrained liberty. I would like to see traditional social institutions preserved. I prefer continuity and stability to rapid changes. I think that a good way forward for the United States includes a strong economy, and strong government beginning with the states, and brought to fruition in DC. However, unlike many who also call themselves “conservative”, I do not consider those with a more liberal philosophy to be evil. I admire liberals for their deep concerns about education and their compassion for the poor and the oppressed. I think there is strength in preserving tradition and strength in progress and newness.

Conservatism isn’t about rhetoric and winning arguments and angry old white men (with the exceptions of Palin and Bachmann) getting red in the face. Conservatism isn’t about a crazed mob with signs demonstrating their illiteracy. Conservatism isn’t about a lonely mentally deranged individual that kills an abortion doctor. Conservatism isn’t about cheating the poor and enabling the wealthy to accumulate. Being conservative, is about being moderate. It’s about recognizing the security that comes from tradition, tried and true methods of civil government. Conservatism is respecting and honoring those who brilliantly ensured the survival of our young republic, but that does not demand their divination–something the Tea Party is absolutely guilty of. Conservatism isn’t about smear campaigning, name calling, or elitism. Conservatism is a rich tradition of civility. Beginning with Alexander Hamilton–the father of our economy– and flowing up through the journalism of William F. Buckley. Being conservative, very often, means being contrarian, and holding a vast array of opinions. Thinking well about the issues that face us, and not rushing to harmful solutions. Being conservative is not about being trigger happy and seeking military conflict out. It’s about exhausting every possible alternative and weighing in the balance the morals and virtues at stake in that most dreaded capability of men–but of course recognizing that our ability to end oppression sometimes obligates we do so.

A lot to take in, and in typical fashion, I have not been conservative in my writing. Each of these individual inferences could be developed into its own essay, and perhaps someday after college midterms, when i have the time, I will do so. But for now, dear sister, dear brother, I beg of you to see past the “conservatives” of Washington D.C., and understand that there is goodness and a wealth of opportunity and order– both chief to the flourishing of any nation–in preserving traditions. Conservatism is chiefly required because, as Hamilton, my political hero has said: “The passions of men will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice without constraint.” If conservatism hopes to survive as a popular political philosophy in the United States, we must put down the radicals and establish ourselves as the party that prefers order and security rooted in tradition, over an untamed sea of liberty.


Things that are annoying:

-The erroneous idea, (and oh how popular it is), that neutrality about the upcoming presidential election somehow gives one the moral high ground over those who have chosen a side. Perhaps this is just another growth from the Postmodern cancer of indecisive apathy. Having evolved out of an employment of radical skepticism and a belief that truth is not only relative, but incapable of being known, thus the response of uncultured young idiots is abstinence from things like the political process, or worse yet, vocal involvement but practical neutrality. Important to note: You’re neutrality whether or not founded upon illusory premises about the political process, or your lack of concern which has evolved out of ignorance about the process all together makes you worse than either side which you presuppose superiority over. Fulfill your moral duty to be informed and participate in the political process. You have no right not to care. Of secondary importance, you do us no favors by uploading your non-opinions to Facebook and Twitter.

-The belief that all opinions are equal and worthy of equal coverage and respect. This has worked its nasty little self out in a couple of abominable ways. Firstly, I will reiterate what I have already spoken and written several times in dull, mostly unchanging, terms: “Perhaps, my libertarian friend, the reason that your candidate is not receiving the same amount of coverage as President Obama and Gov. Romney, is because 71% of Americans consider themselves either Democrats or Republicans, and among voters, 96% will support either Mitt Romney or Barack Obama. Your candidate is not being censored, he/she is simply not relevant.” The mainstream media and I make no apologies for the lack of success experienced by third party candidates, nor do we feel obligated to spend hardly any time discussing candidates that appeal to 0.4 out of every 10 American voters. However, let me say that your involvement in the process is worthy of ovation. None of you Libertarians, Greenies, Commies, and Constitutionalists are to be confused with the first mentioned amoral dotes. Now, onto the more troubling part of this annoyance. No, of course an opinion that is rashly stated, not well reasoned, thought out, or supported is not worthy of anyone’s respect. Nor is it the equivalent of one that has been well argued, thought out, and supported. These vague sideswipes at Barack Obama and Mitt Romney that really do little to disprove the complete incapacity of its user to be intellectually virtuous, must come to an end. Cease to “spout off” as the captain of illegitimate opinions, Bill O’Reilly, is always telling you, and begin to think well.

– The assumption that any display of intelligence, sustainable opinion, or well refined argument demands arrogance or self-righteousness. It is actually perfectly good of you to regard your opinion as better, higher, dare I say, more important, than the loose talking pundit that has nothing of real substance to say. Nor should you feel guilty for being able to analyze, reason, and construct arguments. Mitt Romney’s extensive knowledge and ability to speak on the inner workings of a business and the economy come from 25 years in the business world, not a haughty spirit. Having an opinion does not demand dogmatic ignorance about the opposition, rather the opposite. You fail to understand your opposition in their strongest suit unless you have been at one point tempted to join their side of the fight. This is the essence of intellectual openness, something that is needed in concentrated doses this political season.

When in the world did ignorance, neutrality, apathy and indifference begin to trump well reasoned opinion and participation in the political process? Liberals, conservatives, and moderates that come down on either side, encourage those in your own life who assume, consciously or not, that their capricious role in society is either just fine, or worse yet, those who think it is good and proper.